Wednesday, 2 June 2010

SONNET XXV - SUPERMAN'S MOTHER-IN-LAW

Go forth and do some good today, you bum!
Don't make me kick your ass right out the door!
You sit there while these crimes go on! You're scum!
You're worthless! I can't take this anymore!
I knew Lois chose wrong when this began.
I should have seen this coming when she said,
Oh, mother! He is such a super man!
She should have snagged a law student instead.
But now she's stuck with you, you lazy slob!
You think you're some kind of super hero?
Why don't you go and get a real job!
This crime-fighting gig is paying zero!
   Oh sure! Just fly away, you piece of turd!
   You won't amount to nothing! Mark my word!

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